No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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