And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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