The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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