At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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