I want to stick my p in your. b.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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