We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
