I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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