I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Porn is love you can see.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Randomize
