Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Randomize
