dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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