we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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