I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
