9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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