i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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