I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
please don't ironically join a cult
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