were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Oh god it's open bar.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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