yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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