I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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