Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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