Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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