He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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