If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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