.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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