I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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