It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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