I faked an abortion last night.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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