we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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