you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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