I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Randomize
