He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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