what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
i think im in europe. pls send help
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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