I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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