So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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