We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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