Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
He's on the porch naked. Help.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
