how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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