She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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