If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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