Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Someone signed my nipple.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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