lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Congratulations! We have a period
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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