Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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