We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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