I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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