And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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