That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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