windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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