He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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