He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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