so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Randomize
