My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
