Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
