Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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