yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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