Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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