I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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