white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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