Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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