Tell her she can't have a vagina
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
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