we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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