And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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