I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
YAS. BRING CRAB.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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